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Inspiriert von Murlis und Nusas Beitrag über tolle Homepages/Blogs muss ich natürlich auch noch eine Webseite vorstellen, die mich geradzu vorzüglich von der Arbeit abhalten kann: FMyLife ist eigentlich ein einfaches Konzept und spricht eines der Menschlichen Grundgefühle hervorragend an – Schadenfreude.

Bei FMyLife.com kann man eintragen, weshalb sein Leben “f***ed up” ist. Das ergibt Einträge in etwa SMS länge, die alle mit “Today, …” beginnen und “FML.” enden und Situationen beschreiben, in denen das Leben einfach “f***ed up” ist. Die Einträge können bewertet werden, jenachdem ob der Leser der Meinung ist, das Leben des Autors sei wirklich “f***ed up” oder ob die beschriebene Situation selbstverschuldet ist. Man kann die Einträge nach den Bewertungen sortiert lesen oder auch nach einzelnen Kategorien (Love, Sex, Work, Heath, Kids…). Oh. Und man kann natürlich jeden der unzähligen Einträge kommentieren.

Gut, Zeit für Beispiele. Top FML (also unverschuldet):

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn’t hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can’t drive, our mom drove her there. FML

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed “Yes Brittany!” at the top of his lungs. My name’s not Brittany. That’s his sister. FML

Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said “I’m pretending to be mommy from last night.” I was on a business trip last night. FML

und Flop FML (also die, die es verdienen):

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, “Please don’t drink anymore, I really worry about your health” written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn’t ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said “So you’re going to drink anyway?” FML

Today, I sent my girlfriend of 4 years a text message saying, ‘I love you more than anything.’ She then replies, ‘Hahah! Was that a fucking joke?’ I reply, ‘No, why would it be?’ She then replied, ‘Cause I’m talking to the girl you’ve been cheating with me on for five months.’ FML

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. “Stole that, huh?” she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn’t, she’s the manager. FML

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

Gregor, am 17. Juni 2009 18:00		RSS 2.0 Trackback Kommentar
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Gregor ist Squad-mit-Gründer und mit-Seitenadmin - als Informatiker mit Schwerpunkt auf System- und Netzwerkadministration ist er mitverantwortlich für die sichtbaren und unsichtbaren technischen Umwälzungen auf der Massive Squad Homepage. Im Squad obliegt ihm der Vorsitz der Witzquisition und er ist Präsident des Kaninchenzüchter ein Verein.